Cookiardos Tee
It is a superior race (human being appearance, but their heart is made of crackers). It is a myth that has lasted 1000 years, it has been said that they are only two in the world, and someday they will be together and rule the world (Like Pinky and The Brain). The Female (called Cookita) has some deficiencies like: not combine watches with clothes, being so beautiful (yeah, this is a deficiency because she can kill Cookito), etc. On the other hand Cookito is more intelligent (little bit) and knows how to combine watches with his clothes. They share a lot of things, for example their favorite band is U2, and they love the same songs (Romeo and Juliet, Don’t stop believin, etc). Both are magnificent, especially her, she is so beautiful that now Cookito is crazy (a.k.a. Loquito); she is the most intelligent, pleasant, friendly person. If you want to know more about this kind of people look in Wikipedia for the definition of “perfection“ or listen to all U2´s songs… Curiosities: Cookita´s Mom is also beautiful. They have 100000 of nicknames (Cuco, Cooko, Cooka, Cookiet, Hermocook, Pinky, Cerebro, Burrita Sabanera, Burrito Sabanero, Galleta, Galleetc.) Cookito knows EVERYTHING. Cookita´s laugh sounds like a horse. Cookito don’t know how to say contradicho, he always says contradecido (what an ignorant). It is impossible that Cookito hurts Cookita. Cookito adores Cookita more than anyone in the world. Cookito is waiting for Cookita…
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means