Compound Word Tee
Combination of two words, where the first letter(s) of the first word is joined with the second word minus it's first letter(s). Based on the "Portmanteau". Subject to rules/preferences. 1) If the first word starts with a vowel, a compound word is not possible. 2) The user can include only the first letter of the first word, or a string of letters leading up to the first vowel of the first word. Ex. Street + Nuts = Suts, Stuts, or Struts. 3) The user can include only the first letter of the second word, or a string of letters leading up to the first vowel of the second word. Ex. Super + Glue = Sue, or Slue. There are two main mutually exclusive categories. A "Prodrome" is itself an existing word, but by sound, not spelling. Ex. Tall + Boy = Toy. Ex. Man + Juice = Muice (sounds like Moose, therefore a Prodrome). Ex. Cell + Phone = Cone (a word by spelling, but not when pronounced with a soft "C", therefore not a Prodrome). A "Callidrome" is itself not an existing word by sound, spelling is irrelevant. Ex. Fucking + Cunt = Funt. Ex. Small + Pear = Sear (a word by spelling, but not when pronounced to rhyme with pear, therefore a Callidrome). There are 3 sub-categories, not necessarily mutually exclusive of each other. A "Synondrome" sounds identical to the second word. Ex. Dirty + Dick = Dick. An "Antidrome" sounds identical to the first word. Ex. Cock + Block = Cock. A "Collidodrome" keeps the entire second word. Ex. Fat + Ass = Fass. Special thanks to BJ
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.