Combat Pussy Tee
(noun): Refers to female sexual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. This black belt in the martial art of fucking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying porn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-pussy training. A female can only get combat pussy by devoting herself to fucking as if it were a vocation or calling. Only after vast on-the-job training and real-world experience does she become a Warrior of Fuck, a Special Fucking Forces Agent of Sloppy Ops. Much more than a mere "good lay," a female in possession of combat pussy fucks on a whole different level, and may be insulted by requests for ordinary sex acts, since they are like bringing a knife to a gunfight. A man (or woman) who is fucked by a female with combat pussy may experience blackouts, irregular heartbeat, convulsions and vomiting; it may also result in Post-Fuckmatic Stress Disorder (PFSD), flashbacks, anal bleeding, penile epilepsy accompanied by sudden spunking, spontaneous lactation, swamp ass, and Jangly Chalkballs Syndrome (resulting in ejaculation of a white, powdery dust instead of semen).
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Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex