Colton Tee
Colton is a very unique species. He comes off as a funny, caring, and trusting guy. He is a somewhat talented musician, and he enjoys speeding in his tiny green truck to impress girls. He is also super handsome and very tall. He often says very dirty jokes and pick up lines, and flashes his dick to whoever wants to see it. He seems like a great boyfriend on the outside, but nobody knows about Colton’s true colors unless you’ve dated him. If you have done Colton dirty no matter how small, he will come back to haunt you. He will seek revenge to those who did him wrong. Even if it is his fault for something that went down, he will make an excuse to blame anyone but himself. No matter how long ago the incident happened, he will always find a way to come back into your life. He will make you fall for him so he can break your heart again. He will cheat and screw you over. He will make up stories to hurt you, because all he wants is the worst for those who only want the best for him. He will be the love of your life one minute, and the next he will call you crazy. Colton’s are not who you think they are. And no matter how much you try, you will always love him even though he hurt you many times. Colton’s are excellent liars, but don’t let him fool you. Colton deserves to rot alone for what he has done.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it