Cockstick Tee
Cockstick: (Noun, Verb) Refers to an individual who is rude or inconsiderate at the expense of others, often without regard. Generally this word is used to describe certain behaviors while driving and the people who engage in them. A Cockstick might "cockstick" others in a variety of ways by doing things such as "cocksticking" their way into your lane of traffic or "cocksticking" you at a red light by turning across multiple lanes of traffic. The phrase was coined in the early 19th century during the horse and buggy days of transportation by a Irishman who was upset at an individual for cutting his carriage off at a crossroads in order to park on the opposite side of the street. Instead of waiting for the Irishman to pass, as he should have, he instead decided that his need to park on that side of the street overrided common courtesy, basic human decency, or even traffic laws. Instead of yelling out "You motherless cocksucker!" as the Irishman normally would have done, it suddenly dawned on him that the rude man in question had performed a veritable replacement for surprise anal sex in vehicular form. Thus, the Irishman quickly came up with the phrase "cockstick" to imply that the man was a cock who "stuck" him by surprise and much to his anger and dismay. Today this term is widely used in bouts of roadrage and thanks to some quick thinking by an Irishman (who was undoubtedly drunk, as they always are) we now have a proper term for these lowlife, degenerate scum.
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Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
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