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clumsywalker Tee

a clumsy walker is a female sugar baby who gets caught doing prostitution work. clumsy walkers fit into their own class of sex worker. With no real personalities, they use the internet to catfish people for friendship and resources. Usually they have a cover of "Instagram model" or "actress" but never mention their involvement in sex work. Unlike most prostitutes, they have no goals or reasons for getting involved with prostitution. 99% of clumsy walkers are white, start as teenagers, live at home with their parents and have a history of mental health issues. things like anorexia, bulimia, and other eating disorders are common. history of drug use or abuse. history of sexual abuse or assault. bi-polar and other forms of BPD are all common in clumsy walkers. usually clumsy walkers can't keep real jobs for very long and always go back to sex work. They don't keep friends around and have a hard time maintaining romantic relationships. Since most of them are privileged, young, pretty and dumb they get to live in constant world of procrastination, getting high and having sex for money. usually their meet ups with "clients" involves them being really high on drugs or pills. clumsy walkers love drugs. Of course what makes a clumsy walker different than other sex workers is they do most of the work as a secret double life while living with their parents. You don't become an official clumsy walker until you get caught by your parents.

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Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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