City girl Tee
A city girl is a girl who is considered a degenerate. She is always “shopping“ at malls but she doesn’t buy anything so she strolls around with her friends. When you try to talk to one in person, she will say the same damn excuse like “Oh, I have a boyfriend” even though she is obviously single. When you hit them up on like on Instagram, most of the time, you’ll be ignored or neglected. She has confused thoughts on boys. She doesn’t know the difference between a good guy or bad guy. She is extremely active on Snapchat posting half naked. In her bio on Instagram she claims that God is first. If you are hitting her up and she knows you’re not a junkie badass, she will ask you if you have cashapp. Most of the time, the city girl will lead you on. The only thing that keeps this city girl happy is her fucking iPhone. She wants a real man however her personality is fake as her phone number. She is into guys who are rich and liberal. She thinks she’s out of most guys’ leagues due to her looks with all her damn makeup. Their genitals always feel uncomfortable when you approach them. That’s because they get “Catcalled” or they get so much dick. Or maybe both.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means