Cigarette Boatin' Tee
noun - slang cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \ variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats Definition of Cigarette Boatin': 1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically, tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle. b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a monument when deemed immodest or inelegant. 2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework for a boner.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means