christoburg Tee
A lost soul on a journey for love. Unfortunately this exciting trek has taken him across a vast ocean of mucus which doesn't leave the most pleasant appearance. Despite this he has what may be described as the perfect face structure, some may say it looks somewhat sculped and enhanced but he's all natural. That jaw line! When it comes to his body, what can we say... Most desire for body fat figures of below 10 to get a sneak peek of those abs, well imagine what's on show when we are at 0, pure perfection. Now we talk below the belt, the burg is not religious or magically inclined so you won't find a wizards hat. The number of crusty socks sat in landfill can be taken as testiment to the lack of sensitivity he must now have, so you ladies may think you're in for long and passionate sessions... You're wrong! Overall he's an alright kind of guy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it