Chopper Drop Tee
A thrilling sexual act based off the level "Chopper Drop" from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, specifically the Playstation version released in the year 2000. Supplies needed before attempting a Chopper Drop are simple but necessary including a large amount of body oil, a willing partner, and a Birdhouse Tech Deck board sporting one of the original three Falcon graphics. Participants must generously apply body oil before advancing to coitus. Once ready, the female enters a "doggy style position" while the male places the Tech Deck in his mouth holding it between his teeth like it is preparing to drop out of a Helicopter down into a half pipe. The male will continue to clench the Tech Deck between his teeth as he continues to repeatedly provide penetration. Just prior to orgasm, the male will release the Tech Deck which with the help of gravity will then roll down his chest, and abdomen. At this moment the male will remove his erect penis from the female which will act as a ramp allowing the Tech Deck to launch into the female's gaped vaginal cavity. It is extremely important that orgasm is released at the same time the Tech Deck is about to be airborne. A Chopper Drop is not limited to vaginal intercourse and can also be performed during anal but requires much more precision, and focus.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means