chocoladita Tee
Chocoladita is a girl that will mark your heart forever. She’s your first love. Her hair is dark brown wavy she has a beautiful sweet smile. Her presence is magical. She is warm gentle and quietly powerful. Her heart is pure. Her lips hold the most loveliest passionate kisses. Chocoladita has caramel skin. Her eyes are the color of olives. She always has cold hands and cold feet. She loves you so so much. She is the most loyal girl. She will make you feel like a man. She needs your protection. Your unconditional love and understanding. You will lose Chocoladita because you won’t be ready for all the love she holds for you. Years go by and you’ll still think about her. You mourn her. You life feels meaningless without her presence. You will end up searching for her everywhere you go. You will see her in your dreams. You will fantasize about her loving you again. You will end up searching for her in every woman you meet. Your bigggest pain will be the realization that you’ll never find one of her kind again. Her loss will haunt you for life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂