Chintzy Tee
A person or act that has the intent to screw somebody over. Usually a "chintz" will think that the entire thing is funny, but note that they are usually the only one laughing. The operate best when stoned, often feeling as though the entire world is against them, thus the feeling to get childish revenge on all those present. Be careful though, a chintz often has the power to rally troops, and making an entire chintz army. There are several signs of a chintzy person, they are: a) When playing against them in a game of tag, they will often say "not playing" when they know they will be tagged. b) After watching you get to the last level of an original Nintendo game, they will push in and hold the power button, threatening to let it go. c)If ever giving a guy head, they will direct the load at his face instead of swallowing. d)When everyone is munching out, they will hide their goodies while they eat yours. e)A person who makes their partner wait for marriage to have sex. f)A chintzy guy will tell all the hot girls that his friends are gay to improve his chances. And if he is really chintzy he will pretend to be gay just to make other gay guys chances less successful. g)A chintzy girl will strategically never have any girlfriends just to improve her chances with guys. Note that this girl will say that she is on birth control when she is in fact not. i)A slightly less chintzy girl will only hang out with girls far less attractive than herself.
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10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.