Chintzy Mug
A person or act that has the intent to screw somebody over. Usually a "chintz" will think that the entire thing is funny, but note that they are usually the only one laughing. The operate best when stoned, often feeling as though the entire world is against them, thus the feeling to get childish revenge on all those present. Be careful though, a chintz often has the power to rally troops, and making an entire chintz army. There are several signs of a chintzy person, they are: a) When playing against them in a game of tag, they will often say "not playing" when they know they will be tagged. b) After watching you get to the last level of an original Nintendo game, they will push in and hold the power button, threatening to let it go. c)If ever giving a guy head, they will direct the load at his face instead of swallowing. d)When everyone is munching out, they will hide their goodies while they eat yours. e)A person who makes their partner wait for marriage to have sex. f)A chintzy guy will tell all the hot girls that his friends are gay to improve his chances. And if he is really chintzy he will pretend to be gay just to make other gay guys chances less successful. g)A chintzy girl will strategically never have any girlfriends just to improve her chances with guys. Note that this girl will say that she is on birth control when she is in fact not. i)A slightly less chintzy girl will only hang out with girls far less attractive than herself.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother