Chill Mushroom Tee
(1) It's a term you call a person who just disappears and reappears in the least expected time. A chill mushroom is someone who should be physically busy at work, but mentally struggling to finish his/her backlogs in real life. (2) Chill mushrooms may have been seen as "lazy" because they do nothing when in fact, they're just drained and too tired to absorb everything. Hence, most of the time they stick to hobbies that will make them feel better and fight the anxieties in their external environment and their internal demons. When they talk to you, they make it seem like they have it all figured out and they send cute selfies but the truth is that they just want to mentally disappear and have a break from everything. They disappear and appear every now and then just like a forest mushroom. Hence, the nickname "chill mushroom" (3) If you would take time to get to know them better, they are the sweetest and most caring people to ever exist despite their stressful lifestyle that is often misunderstood. Their heart is as big as the world, they will listen and keep you company as much as they can even though they are also silently struggling. They are incredibly smart and hard-working in their own way. However, they don't see these qualities oftentimes because they have impostor syndrome. So you meet a chill mushroom, give him/her the warmest hug! Let them know that their feelings are valid and tell them it's okay if all they did today was breathe.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.