Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion Tee
The inevitable result of strong Bruh Momentum. After cringe status has been reached, and a prolonged bruh occurs, the catastrophe of a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion becomes unavoidable. Causing massive amounts of brain hemorrhage and in many cases death, the Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion is one of the most dangerous modern occurrences. A Bruhsplosion in populated areas can result in millions of deaths from the impact, and even more from the residual bruh energy left behind, which is toxic to all lifeforms. The only way to achieve this is with tier 4 bruh momentum, requiring a large bruh moment to begin with. Since 1973, the S.O.B (Society of Bruh) has outlawed even tier 2 bruh momentum, making a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion rare in the wild. Since then, only 12, on record, have ever happened. They are most easily triggered by bad governmental policy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.