Carthage, Missouri Tee
Carthage is a small town of 15,000 people located in Southwest Missouri, and resides near Reeds, Joplin, and Diamond, Missouri. I happen to live here, so I will tell you about it. Carthage is a place where gas rises, businesses close and open, and overall activity is never-ending here. Some people even get their ass out at night to drive around, or some shit. A pro about this strange city-ish town is that most events take place during the summer. On 4th of July, there are firework stands in every third parking lot/vacant area. The main area of the town is the Square, which holds the Jasper County Courthouse. Some of the area coming in to and leaving the Square are filled with buildings occupied by the Hispanics. There is a Supermercado located across the street from a Mexican restaurant. The Square is basically filled with weird novelty shits and giggles. There are multiple areas with a lot of businesses, those include Fairlawn Drive, Grand Avenue, Fir Road, and Central Avenue, to name most of them. It’s gotten to the point where it's basically a city, so I'll call it a city. There are two McDonald's here. There is a Walmart and a Lowe's here, and every house near the Senior High is built by Schuber Mitchell. And of course, Carthage is my hometown. I love it a lot, but as long as the 6th Grade Center where a High School used to be (it moved), I will be peeing outside. Summing it all up, Carthage is strange, and maybe think twice before moving there.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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