Carson Tee
Noun: Scum of the lowest level in human society Verb: Carsoning(present) Carson'd(past) Carsoner: The person committing the act of Carsoning How to Carson: 1) Become best friend of target(usually a person) 2)Ask for a chance with said person while they are dating 3)Whenever fights with person's significant other occur be there to comfort 4)Make everything partner does seem worse than it actually is 5)Try to seem better than partner 6)After partner and your target break up, make a move on target after 4 days or less they will probably date you now since you've built up credibility as a reliable person TO THEM 7) Act like you're the best, most upstanding person by attacking ex-parnter when they contact your target 8)Continue to seem like a great person when in reality you only treat your target right because you like them and actually hate everyone else 9) Make false rumors 10) Continue to be the lowest scum on the earth 11) Repeat steps 7-10 And there you have the steps to Carsoning BE WARNED EVEN IF YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE PERSON CARSONING YOUR PARTNER MAY STILL LEAVE YOU. NOTE: DO NOT FIGHT WITH PARTNER EVEN IF IT'S JUST YOU BEING CONCERNED, IT INCREASES CHANCES OF BEING CARSON'D The gif below depicts a man falling into a Carsoners trap.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means