Carmelita Tee
This girl is the living embodiment of elegance she’s the perfect balance between intelligence and beauty. Carmelita will always be the most gorgeous girl in any room. She is kinda but can be quite the jokester, she has a lot of personality. She is expressive in the way that she dresses. She’s the perfect partner for just about anything, she is a great listener and you’ll always be comfortable talking to her. You’re an extremely lucky person if you have a carmelita as a friend. If you have her as more than a friend, you have to keep her as long as you can. She’s perfect in every way, you can never get enough of her company and her presence always elevates the mood. She’s someone special, someone, to keep and to cherish. Her company never will grow old, in fact, you’ll long for it. You will miss every aspect of her, her Carmel like skin, her dirt colored eyes, her pear-shaped head fits perfectly into your hand, her kisses never seem to lose the effect on you, whenever she kisses you it's like she transports you to another dimension where you aren't confined by things like time. You are timeless in that moment, you are infinite. carmelita is a keeper, so keep her, cherish her and let her know what she means to you. But overall other things, Carmelita is my Kylie.
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!