Cargo Fucker Tee
A Cargo Fucker is a shipping company or freight forwarder that does not understand that their business purpose is to serve customers in getting their cargo from A to B in an efficient and effective manner. Typical symptoms you might observe when getting in touch with Cargo Fuckers are: - Cargo Fucker refuses to pick up the goods from your storage provider - Cargo Fucker does not understand INCO terms - Cargo Fucker has no clue what import regulations and customs forms are - Cargo Fucker is unavailable or unable to answer questions such as estimated time of arrival - Cargo Fucker promises a delivery date, but will realize he made a mistake and tell the warehouse to inform you about a different delivery date which coincidently overlaps with your 4-week business trip - Cargo Fucker delivers to a location that is different to the location that had been agreed in the contract - Cargo Fucker causes additional costs but does not feel responsible to cover them - Cargo Fucker damages your cargo so that it literally looks "fucked" (similar to the "American Pie" in the movie) The best remedy against a Cargo Fucker is to document all symptoms you experience, post it on social media to prevent others from getting infected with Cargo Fuckery, and notify the local regulatory body
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again