Cal Resto Tee
1. a very cheap, ugly, unsightly & unattractive method of modifying air cooled Volkswagen cars. which is not limited to only Type 1 (Beetle. more at: Bug) models. said cars often feature excessive rust on the main infrastructure, including the suspension and floor pan. even the exterior paint. 2. overly lowering an air cooled Volkswagen to the point of decambering the rear wheels to extremely unfunctional angles, thus hindering the handling properties of said vehicle. 3. narrowing the front beam (see: suspension) so much that the car looks hideous and can no longer properly steer in a correct manner. in doing so, also brings the front fender arches excessively over the wheels/tires. engine remains stock or painfully slow. 4. installing and/or bolting on every known car accessory to said car & making the entire look gawdy and awkward. doesn't matter if the car has paint or like most examples; primered. in the end, it's still an eyesore. 5. the very opposite of what the California Look was originally intended for: tastefully built, fast, and nice looking fun to drive functional Volkswagens that could easily out accelerate most cars on the roads, even V8 powered units.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means