Brunswick County Tee
Located on the coast of North Carolina, Brunswick county is by far the worst place to live. It's filled with lowlifes, drug addicts, pregnant 12 year-olds, and over-religious bitches. There's nothing to do there, so you better hope that you have enough gas money to get you to either Wilmington, North Carolina, or Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. People are so bored with their lives that they spend everyday on myspace, and they come up with new ideas to start crap with people. The more drama the better. they feed off of it. All the good people there are hidden beneath all the fuck ups. You'll be lucky to find at least one true friend. Good luck trying to dress the way you want to too. It's all about the "trends" there. If one person has their lip pierced, you "can't" get it. it's "copying." Brunswick County residents like to make every little thing a competition...the place is so small, and everyone knows everyone, that if you even look a little bit similar to them, they have a total and complete bitch fit. Boys all follow trends too; but mainly it's all about getting certain tattoos, and certain piercings, listening to whatever band is popular, and wearing all the "cool" band merch. GUIDELINES! 1)if one guy starts to shave his head, make sure you do too! or else you will be a loser. 2)"god-free is the way to be. DON'T FORGET! stop going to church, change your religion to be like everyone else! 3)"fuck straight-edge." smoke blunts "errrday" and ruin your life. it's the cool thing to do. girls all follow trends of dating the same guys once their other friend is done with him. friends sleep with eachother's exes, and then they all swap boyfriends and girlfriends again. Brunswick Countyians are all suffering from huge, major psychological disorders, and since their families are messed up too, no one even realizes that they need help. it's the worst possible place to live, ever. be warned! because if you enter, you may never escape.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!