Broke Dick Fucktard tee
A Broke Dick Fucktard is an anal wart on society. AKA : BDF You can easily find the broke dick fucktard in the crowd by: 1 - The atrocious odor! (The only time A BDF has been known to bathe is in the delousing spray at the local Jail) 2 - The shifty eyes (A BDF will continually look toward his favorite shopping place. Your dumpster.) 3 - The over-inflated ego (A BDF will always tell you a better way to do it, for he/she is an expert.) 4 - The BDF will have always had some "awesum job" even if only for a week or two. IE: A rodeo clown or maybe underwater welder. 5 - A BDF is a leach. (A BDF will not contribute to anything but stupidity!) Beware of your local BDF. From a distance they seem like any other normal citizen. It is only at close range where you can smell their severe odor and see their contribution to the gradual increase stupidity world wide!) It is recommended that you keep your distance from any suspected BDF. The CDC has not issued any warnings about the condition being contagious yet but we suspect that the population is expanding at an alarming rate!
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Broke Dick Fucktard tshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.