Broke Dick Fucktard Tee
A Broke Dick Fucktard is an anal wart on society. AKA : BDF You can easily find the broke dick fucktard in the crowd by: 1 - The atrocious odor! (The only time A BDF has been known to bathe is in the delousing spray at the local Jail) 2 - The shifty eyes (A BDF will continually look toward his favorite shopping place. Your dumpster.) 3 - The over-inflated ego (A BDF will always tell you a better way to do it, for he/she is an expert.) 4 - The BDF will have always had some "awesum job" even if only for a week or two. IE: A rodeo clown or maybe underwater welder. 5 - A BDF is a leach. (A BDF will not contribute to anything but stupidity!) Beware of your local BDF. From a distance they seem like any other normal citizen. It is only at close range where you can smell their severe odor and see their contribution to the gradual increase stupidity world wide!) It is recommended that you keep your distance from any suspected BDF. The CDC has not issued any warnings about the condition being contagious yet but we suspect that the population is expanding at an alarming rate!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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