Boyertown Mutant Tee
An area of Pennsylvania where procreation results in a specie that is quite ugly and may be considered "slow". These things all look alike and demonstrate characteristics associated with "freak accidents". They are all tall, thin and pale with jet black hair and beady eyes. They are cannibals and enjoy horse meat. They wear Tevas all year round and drink warm milk. They shop at Wal-Mart FOR EVERYTHING and drive Chevy Astro vans with tinted windows. They enjoy gardening....in winter. Lawn gnomes adorn their property. They don't read bedtime stories to their children...they put on the 'human centipede' on blu-ray and leave the room. They only buy jordache jeans...white washed of course (however, if route 66 is on sale they will consider this as an alternative). Flannel is a must. Their weddings are performed by a blind little person who recites entire ceremony in pig latin. They are generally nice but do not wave to them as they consider this as a 'fuck you' and consider the middle finger as a sign of welcoming. They take poops on the hour...never a second earlier or later. Avoid area at all costs.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means