Bougie Crackhead Tee
A bougie crackhead is a member of the Gen Z population who renegades their way through life and act like they are on drugs 24/7. They live the bougie lifestyle and embarrassing themselves in public by spontaneously doing the Renegade, a popular dance on the prominent, world renowned app known as TikTok at stores such as Target where they will often congregate, is a prime component in their social lives. To a bougie crackhead, if something is not bougie, it is not sufficient enough and will be rejected. Bougie crackheads frequently speak in the dialect of spanish, also known as espanogle, but none happen to be fluent in the language, nor could they speak without first using Google Translate. Although bougie crackheads are not your quintessential orchestra virtuosos, when they are not complaining about the classical composers, Dvorak or Eric Whitacre and their inability to write music that doesn’t make you feel like you’re having an aneurysm, they can be found producing high-quality crackhead-energy music videos and creating/watching ASMR videos, especially the pickle eating ASMR video by ASMRTheChew. Love you daddy.
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Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart