Bonk
1. lying down in a ten then haveing it fly off 2. hitting someone 3. having sex 4. doing cocaine 5. eating 6. smoking mj 7. harry potter -reading it -sound the wand makes in it -spell -bonk bean 8. soda flavor 9. beach bonk (game) 10. pet name 11. term of endearment 12. number right before infiniti 13. type of bell 14. polka dot 15. horn 16. catch phrase used by a failed t.v. star from new york 17. porn 18. gum flavor 19. clothing apparel 20. shape similar to a circle 21. hairstyle 22. method of making books 23. variation of PUNK'd 24. a newly dicovered body part 25. job title 26. variation of "thats what she said" 27. newly discovered planet 28. type of party 29. restaurant 30. anime 31. award given to weavers 32. product endorsed by billy maze 33. alternate name for the snuggie 34. method of walking 35. interpretive dance style 36. baby carrot 37. another word for epic phail 38. a curse word 39. a pad of paper 40. a certain shape of a certain type of nose 41. alcoholics anonymous 42. getting a boner 43. person jumping inside of a computer 44. act of chewing ones finger nails 45. newly discovered bodily fluid 46. a person limping 47. a cell phone 48. switching up words 49. moving furniture 50. accesopry for cookies such as chocolate chips, etc. 51. type of injury 52. forgetting something was already there 53. brain fart 54. brain fart 55. chocolate covered strawberry 56. the act of using melted chocolate during sexual activities 57. symbol of freedom 58. another term for "the stuff" 59. orange and strawberry flavored gelatin like substance located in the center of cheap valentines day chocolate 60. extinct animal 61. general description for general women 62. type of dinosaur 63. infamous t.v. series from the 90s 64. an instrument (unicorn/saxaphone/drumset) 65. type of laughter 66. leaf blower 67. species of manatee 68. messup something you borrowed 69. defective cure for cancer 70. retarded penguin 71. sanwich inluding yellow american cheese, grape jame, and cream cheese, enclosed by semi toasty rye bread 72. appearance of jack black in a movie or on t.v. 73. following a trend 74. someone who has two first names 75. having your whole life be a musical 76. a person with a heart shaped birthmark 77. fat man on a golf cart 78. expensive cheap merchandise 79. red marks left on your legs by your elbows, due to you leaning on them for extended periods of time 80. when you say goodbye to someone, but continue going the smae direction, which creates an awkward moment. 81. and erection lasting longer than four hours 82. the theory that all teachers have at leaast one topic, other than the subject they teach, that they talk about all the time 83. the feeling you get of superiority when you feel intelligent for using large words you assume most others would not come up with, but you remain non chalant O.O
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shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |