Bonk
1. lying down in a ten then haveing it fly off 2. hitting someone 3. having sex 4. doing cocaine 5. eating 6. smoking mj 7. harry potter -reading it -sound the wand makes in it -spell -bonk bean 8. soda flavor 9. beach bonk (game) 10. pet name 11. term of endearment 12. number right before infiniti 13. type of bell 14. polka dot 15. horn 16. catch phrase used by a failed t.v. star from new york 17. porn 18. gum flavor 19. clothing apparel 20. shape similar to a circle 21. hairstyle 22. method of making books 23. variation of PUNK'd 24. a newly dicovered body part 25. job title 26. variation of "thats what she said" 27. newly discovered planet 28. type of party 29. restaurant 30. anime 31. award given to weavers 32. product endorsed by billy maze 33. alternate name for the snuggie 34. method of walking 35. interpretive dance style 36. baby carrot 37. another word for epic phail 38. a curse word 39. a pad of paper 40. a certain shape of a certain type of nose 41. alcoholics anonymous 42. getting a boner 43. person jumping inside of a computer 44. act of chewing ones finger nails 45. newly discovered bodily fluid 46. a person limping 47. a cell phone 48. switching up words 49. moving furniture 50. accesopry for cookies such as chocolate chips, etc. 51. type of injury 52. forgetting something was already there 53. brain fart 54. brain fart 55. chocolate covered strawberry 56. the act of using melted chocolate during sexual activities 57. symbol of freedom 58. another term for "the stuff" 59. orange and strawberry flavored gelatin like substance located in the center of cheap valentines day chocolate 60. extinct animal 61. general description for general women 62. type of dinosaur 63. infamous t.v. series from the 90s 64. an instrument (unicorn/saxaphone/drumset) 65. type of laughter 66. leaf blower 67. species of manatee 68. messup something you borrowed 69. defective cure for cancer 70. retarded penguin 71. sanwich inluding yellow american cheese, grape jame, and cream cheese, enclosed by semi toasty rye bread 72. appearance of jack black in a movie or on t.v. 73. following a trend 74. someone who has two first names 75. having your whole life be a musical 76. a person with a heart shaped birthmark 77. fat man on a golf cart 78. expensive cheap merchandise 79. red marks left on your legs by your elbows, due to you leaning on them for extended periods of time 80. when you say goodbye to someone, but continue going the smae direction, which creates an awkward moment. 81. and erection lasting longer than four hours 82. the theory that all teachers have at leaast one topic, other than the subject they teach, that they talk about all the time 83. the feeling you get of superiority when you feel intelligent for using large words you assume most others would not come up with, but you remain non chalant O.O
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |