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1. lying down in a ten then haveing it fly off 2. hitting someone 3. having sex 4. doing cocaine 5. eating 6. smoking mj 7. harry potter -reading it -sound the wand makes in it -spell -bonk bean 8. soda flavor 9. beach bonk (game) 10. pet name 11. term of endearment 12. number right before infiniti 13. type of bell 14. polka dot 15. horn 16. catch phrase used by a failed t.v. star from new york 17. porn 18. gum flavor 19. clothing apparel 20. shape similar to a circle 21. hairstyle 22. method of making books 23. variation of PUNK'd 24. a newly dicovered body part 25. job title 26. variation of "thats what she said" 27. newly discovered planet 28. type of party 29. restaurant 30. anime 31. award given to weavers 32. product endorsed by billy maze 33. alternate name for the snuggie 34. method of walking 35. interpretive dance style 36. baby carrot 37. another word for epic phail 38. a curse word 39. a pad of paper 40. a certain shape of a certain type of nose 41. alcoholics anonymous 42. getting a boner 43. person jumping inside of a computer 44. act of chewing ones finger nails 45. newly discovered bodily fluid 46. a person limping 47. a cell phone 48. switching up words 49. moving furniture 50. accesopry for cookies such as chocolate chips, etc. 51. type of injury 52. forgetting something was already there 53. brain fart 54. brain fart 55. chocolate covered strawberry 56. the act of using melted chocolate during sexual activities 57. symbol of freedom 58. another term for "the stuff" 59. orange and strawberry flavored gelatin like substance located in the center of cheap valentines day chocolate 60. extinct animal 61. general description for general women 62. type of dinosaur 63. infamous t.v. series from the 90s 64. an instrument (unicorn/saxaphone/drumset) 65. type of laughter 66. leaf blower 67. species of manatee 68. messup something you borrowed 69. defective cure for cancer 70. retarded penguin 71. sanwich inluding yellow american cheese, grape jame, and cream cheese, enclosed by semi toasty rye bread 72. appearance of jack black in a movie or on t.v. 73. following a trend 74. someone who has two first names 75. having your whole life be a musical 76. a person with a heart shaped birthmark 77. fat man on a golf cart 78. expensive cheap merchandise 79. red marks left on your legs by your elbows, due to you leaning on them for extended periods of time 80. when you say goodbye to someone, but continue going the smae direction, which creates an awkward moment. 81. and erection lasting longer than four hours 82. the theory that all teachers have at leaast one topic, other than the subject they teach, that they talk about all the time 83. the feeling you get of superiority when you feel intelligent for using large words you assume most others would not come up with, but you remain non chalant O.O

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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