Bluecheck Tee
Noun- The shortened form of Blue Checkmark. Bluecheck refers to a particularly obnoxious denizen of the Hellsite known as Twitter. Typical BlueChecks are Z-List celebrities and underpaid Journalists who hate their audience united by hopeless Twitter addiction and the shared delusion that a blue checkmark next to their name makes them famous and important. Most (but not all) Bluechecks hold stereotypical American Liberal views but with a decidedly authoritarian bent. At best, they often favor mass media censorship. At worst, they want Communism imposed and CisHet White men stripped of voting rights. Common Bluecheck hobbies include: Posting radioactive garbage political takes, responding to mild criticism of said takes with 20-tweet long tantrums, responding again to the same tweets by calling their critics "CHUDS" or "Incels," bringing up Gamergate then blocking them and crying to their followers about how mild criticism on the internet "endangers" them. Expect long threads gushing over <INSERT ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRAT WITH A HORRIBLE RECORD ON MASS INCARCERATION & POLICE BRUTALITY HERE> and angrily lecturing everyone else on how we all have to ignore the Dem's shitty record and vote for them because "Muh hArM-rEdUcKShuN!" Not to be confused with the equally annoying Right-Wing Bluecheck who is usually a washed up, Z-List TV Celebrity who makes their living starring in terrible Fundamentalist Christian Propaganda movies.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.