blowjob Tee
A misnomer (term applied improperly) which includes all acts of oral stimulation on the male's penis. The original and true meaning of blowjob: the act of a woman licking a man's penis, liberally applying saliva to the length (especially the head), and then exhaling (blowing) a cool stream of air onto the penis, thus giving the man pleasure. Most often, adding in direct concentration on the head itself, the man can be brought to a very satisfying climax. (It's up to the female involved if she wants to have her man ejaculate on her breasts/stomach, or to swallow the load/spit it out; yet, it's worth noting that most men will want her to swallow and her doing so will cause the man involved to crave her even more. Spitting is highly frowned upon, as it signals a form of rejection to the male.) Not to be confused with: Headjob - sucking on the head of the penis to stimulate the man toward orgasm Deepthroating - inserting the penis into one's mouth, usually to the point of invoking the "gag reflex"; many times, a man will want to ejaculate as deeply into a woman's mouth as possible, as to encourage swallowing. With practice, any woman can learn to get past the usual "gag reflex" reaction, and deeply satisfy her man.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means