blowjob Tee
Something girls rarely perform to the level of a man's satisfaction. They often misconstrue the act of just putting your love rod between their lips. Girls should be mindful of that fact that a proper blowjob consists of taking your shaft deep down into their mouths until the tip of your shaft reaches the back of their throats and hold it there for a few seconds. This may cause some gagging, welling of tears, but they should learn to take it. Then they can slowly withdraw it, but not completely. This should be repeated as neccessary until the man shoots his hot, thick load down their throats, at which point, they should swallow with relish and joy. This too, may cause some gagging, resulting in some of the load to be spewed out of their nostrils, but they should learn to enjoy the experience. A proper blowjob is especially satisfying after the man has been pumping the girl's ass with it for a while and the girl takes the pleasure stick directly from her ass to her mouth.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.