Blairstown Tee
A rural, back woods, wide-spread town in Northwestern NJ made up of wealthy expensive baby boomer homeowners and farms, hick drunks, drunk kids of hick drunks, bored teenagers hanging out at the A&P or Dairy Queen, and spoiled students at Blair Academy, an expensive, snobby private school whose beautiful campus starts in downtown where there are a dozen rich shops for the more fortunate. A lot of out of town visitors end up in Blairstown by accident, lost on their way to area attractions: the Delaware Water Gap, Weird NJ explorers looking for the Paulinskill Viaduct, hikers headed to the Appalachian trail which runs through part of the town, families headed to the Land of Make Believe, a theme park water park in the middle of nowhere that's actually in Hope, but the towns are thought of as the same. Beautiful landscape but less than beautiful townies that are perpetually stuck and drunk in this odd town because they're bored out of their mind in this town and have nothing to do but smoke weed and get drunk in the woods. But Never buy bud in B-town- you’ll be overcharged and get nothing but seeds. The good stuff comes from dealers in PA or go way back to civilization closer to the city. "Friday the 13th" was filmed in Blairstown in parts of downtown by Blair Academy, a spooky cemetery, the Blairstown Diner and Camp NoBeBoSco (Boy Scout camp). This gives the town an even creepier feel once you watch the movie once or twice.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.