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Bing Bong Tee

Bing Bong is a colloquialism used to refer to the substance Cocaine Hydrochloride (powdered cocaine). Bing Bong is typically administered by being either snorted, applied topically to the lips or gums, or dissolved and injected into a vein (a/k/a Sherlock Holmes style). Rectal administration of Bing Bong is referred to as a Booty Bump, and is typically administered via your sexual partner’s finger. However, this method of taking Bing Bong should not be confused with a Shanghai Snowday, which involves doing a line off another partner's asshole. Bing Bong is a central nervous system stimulant mainly used recreationally for its euphoric effects. However, Bing Bong is also recognized for its medical value; and is sold as a local anesthetic solution in the United States so certain procedures or surgeries can be done without causing pain. When consumed recreationally, Bing Bong stimulates the brain’s mesolimbic pathways (reward pathways). Mental effects may include an intense feeling of happiness, increased concentration, and/or sexual arousal. Physical effects may include a fast heart rate, sweating, dilated pupils, and a prolonged erection (the opposite can occur with too much Bing Bong). Bing Bong may also be known as: Blow, Bump, Cocaine, Coke, Flour, Nose Candy, Powered Sugar, Rail, Snow, Speedball, White Rock… or Dees Nuts.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
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True to size fit
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Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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