Biddy City Tee
(Pronounced Bidd.Dee - Sit.E) Biddy City, is a place sought after by many men. Biddy City is a city made of gold, and completely filled with beautiful women. Not just ordinary attractive women, or even mind-blowing models.It contains Women with such beauty that to look upon them will cause immediate spontaneous combustion. Biddy City contains women so beautiful, that the male mind cannot possibly comprehend their looks and to do so would be sure suicide. It is believed by some scholars that a certain concoction of deadly elements must be combined to find a way into Biddy City, and to peer at the Biddian women. The most widely accepted element that catalyzes the concoction being Rubidium. Supposedly, Biddy City is located upon Mt. Kilimanjaro, and has gone unseen since the beginning of time due to it's magical, majestic veil that covers the city. The veil creates a barrier around the city making it invisible to the human eye, and protecting it from Biddy City's rival city, Shitty City. Not much can be said about Shitty City since, frankly, no one cares. Shitty city is where all of the rebuked, and ugly Biddy's go to die. Many of the most pronounced scholars agree that John Stamos, and a certain Chuck Norris have some how found there way into Biddy City, and because of this have learned the ways of the woman culture and how to bone any woman of their choosing. Some, non-scholars also believe that the rappers The Notorious "B.I.G." and Tupac Shakur faked their deaths because they had actually found a way into Biddy City. Allegedly, their famous fued was only a diversion to throw people off of their trail when they packed their bags for the greatest city in the world. What most Biddy City scholars can agree on is that when Pangea existed Biddy City was definately at the center, giving it it's awesome, and defining power.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.