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9/24 We are sitting down stairs watching a movie. Ur laying between my legs head on my chest. I'm playing with ur hair. A sexy scene comes up and u look up at me and smile. We watch fora while then u start rubbing my thigh. You grab my hand and place it on ur chest. You turn around and we start kissing. U take off my shirt and rub my pecs and abs. I take off ur shit and roll u over so I am ontop. I kiss ur neck line and slowly go down lower and lower. I linger around ur belly button for a few seconds then pull of your pants with my mouth. U grab my hand and drag me up to my room. I pick u up and u put ur legs around my hips. I pull of ur bra and kiss between ur breasts. I use my tounge to play with ur nipples. I walk to my bed and fall on my back so ur ontop. U stand up and take off my pants. U rub ur tits up and down the bulge in my boxers. I pick u up and sit u ontop of me. U rub back and forth on my dick as I massage ur tits and rub ur upper pussy. I roll ontop of u and pull off ur panties. My tounge tickles ur clit as u pull my hair. u arch ur back and mown with joy. U roll ontop so ur sitting on my face. After a few mins u stop me and move down. Slowly pulling off my boxers my dick springs out. U grab it and look at me with a naughty look. U lick the tip slowly then suck gently. Sucking harder and deeper I can't help but flex my stomach. After a short while I grab u and sit u just below my crotch. U look at me in the eyes and nod. I gently prod ur pussy not inserting yet. As u slowly bounce up and down Untill I pull u downfiully inserting my long hard dick. U arch ur back and scratch my stomach. I bounce u up and down faster and faster till u scream with pleassure and gush warm jiz over me. Gasping to catch ur breath we lay next to each other just holding =P

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

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