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Berks County Tee

PENNSYLVANIA Berks County is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unfortunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Berks has forgotten about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular. Exeter is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Wyomissing. Exeter is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops. Ever since the deindustrialization of Muhlenburg, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Even though local government has attempted to clean up the city, Berks county considers Muhlenburg a dirty place where crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population. As bad as Muhlenburg is, Reading takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Reading has some nicer areas where it starts to border Wyomissing and this is the area most Reading kids like to pride themselves on... but we all know Reading sucks, it's Kutztown's ugly sister. Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Berks County. Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below: - Drinks and/or does drugs - Listens to Dave Matthews - Goes to private school - Has mexicans do their landscaping Lastely note: All Hill girls are sluts

The Urban Dictionary Tee

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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlettJul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G.Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g.Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F.Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M.Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L.Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L.Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M.Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S.Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B.Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

HiMay 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G.May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B.May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U.May 16
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good very good worth money!

meMay 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smithMay 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dudeMay 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B.Apr 28
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the gooderestingApr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

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