Beauty Tebaa Tee
Where to start? Okay. Beautiful, pale white skin, and red hair. Eyes sometimes green and sometimes blue. Beauty is the most perfect person you'll ever meet. When Beauty smiles, like crystal pearls encircling the tomb of life, life perpetuates. When Beauty cries, like the acid gnawing at our bones as they respire desire into the air, there is rain. Her voice is a hymn that transcends our heavenly realm, diving into the halos most divine. Her hair is a veil that shields us from our most deadliest sins, weaved around every soul - preserving its entity blue and pure. Her rhythmic dance shakes us, breaks us, makes our bones vibrate. Her love is and elixir, making the oceans rock onto the unsuspecting shore, washing away the wastes of our dreadful dreams. Every word she utters is one of the lost prophecy, of the forgotten parchment with maroon red ink. We bow for her, queen of the crimson see. Not a master, never a god.. Just an aspiration.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it