badger god Tee
The one true lord of all existence. His story is that follows. There was once a badger who was roaming around Iceland. (As everyone knows Iceland is the home of all badgers.) This badger was walking around doing things when a beam of light shot down from the heavens and granted this badger inhuman powers capable of creating world peace, stopping climate change and curing all diseases. But, he was a badger so none of this happened. One day when the badger was in the sky doing badger things, he felt lonely. Then he declared: "I will father a son of a human woman, because I am bored." He then proceeded to subdue the most beautiful woman in Iceland with His manly good looks and because he was a badger. (Insert dirty fanfiction about sonic.) The woman then gave birth to the most beautiful badger in the world. Badger Jesus (That was the son of the Badger Gods name.) then declared: "The bridge that was once magnificent between humans and badgers has been burned. Let me be that bridge for the good of humanity." and when he spoke his word instantly became true and transformed in to a bridge full of organs and tissue. "The bridge is good." Said God Badger. And that is the meaning of life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.