Bad mother Tee
A mom who is never around for you. No hugs, no kisses, no scolding, no life lessons, nothing. You are left to grow up by yourself in her home. As soon as you are old enough you have to make all your meals, keep your room clean and help her with chores and she doesn't show you how, you are just expected to do this. She starts complaining how expensive your (hand me down) clothes are, so you are expected to find a job at 12, and you are stressed and scared because she is not helping you do this and you don't know really know how. Finally you do find a job but then she takes your money and tells you how to spend it. You try to get good grades at school and generally do but she calls you stupid and of course she doesn't remember saying it. She lies to you without any remorse. She will always act nice to you when people are around but dump you the second they leave. If you have a brother or sister or both, she might play favorites. She shits on you but spoils everyone else, even if it's just praise and loving attention that she can afford. Meanwhile you are expected to go to your room in your spare time. Once in awhile for good measure, she will threaten your shitty existence by saying that she'll throw you out because she's in a bad mood that day. If someone suspects that you are being abused, she cries and puts on a good show. You don't leave because you know that there are worse people out there and the sad truth is - you're used to it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means