Babylonian Whore Tee
A dumb blonde stripper who gets involved with a super sweet and sexy one of a kind awesome guy who is actually a rock star incognito but she doesn't know it and trusts him as a friend. But this guy is so fucking hot she couldn't help herself and raped his big beautiful penis with her mouth without warning, and she being extremely enchanted by his perfect beauty believes every word he said. Until he literally fucked her in the worst way possible making her so frightened she couldn't ever trust him again and vanished from his life. Then many years later, the mystery is revealed about him and her and how their downfall was caused by a simple Lie, his lie and more lies he said to her and to his rich powerful musician friends in their secret places. By the time the stripper found out about him, his lies and filming her deep throat blow job ALL of what she had with pleasure and pride she gave ALL she had to him. Not knowing that he was a rich spoiled rock star who already had everything and when he filmed her in porno secretly his trickery caused them both to fall into a lifetime of STD and he chose to shift the blame onto the poor little stripper and told the world she's a whore, a prostitute who ruined his life and love with disease after she left him and since he's a royal rock star he successfully labels her the Babylonian Whore for the world to believe that it's all her fault. Hail the Babylonian Whore for her excellency she is THEE goddess of all lovers.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.