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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out. it's gluten free i don't CARE if it's free. swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight. what, you tryna be on worldstar? what, you gon record it? ye. i got my dollar store camera on. What's the fucking situǽtion? what the fuck do you want? I'm the motherfucking manager. at the bread store? BREAD. tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD. I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread. why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack. We've got crackers, no gluten fuck crackers. it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah? hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? Florida. i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police. i'm going WEAST Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant. honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread. What the fuck are you saying? all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
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Customer Reviews
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Feels great love the shitt
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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