B.F.G. Tee
Big Fucking Gun. A POWERFUL munitions device seen mainly in Hollywood action and science-fiction movies, first sighted in possession of Colonial Marines in James Cameron's epic "Aliens" (1986); now seen in almost every dark-themed science-fiction or action film since. Dark, hulking, made of questionable metal alloys that do not exist yet. Fires: plasma, explosives, Big Fucking Bullets, anything it fucking well feels like. Also seen in various anime films. A popular user option in "Doom", and used vigorously in the feature film version of the game. Other names: Standard-Issue Big Gun, S.I.B.G., Big-Ass Gun, B.A.G., copwaster. For more details, visit Wikipedia entry "Aliens" (motion picture), and see paragraphs devoted to weapons created for and seen in the film. Strongly desired by Daily Show host Jon Stewart, who during a "Doom"-related TDS interview with The Rock, claimed that he "got a hard-on" after temporarily gripping a B.F.G.; The Rock verified that Stewart indeed did get an erection after holding the weapon. Such is the power of the B.F.G.. If a B.F.G. can give Jon Stewart a hard-on, you would be wise not fuck with it.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating