Astronaut Suit Tee
This is not correlating to the actual scientific term in any way, shape, or form. This is strictly slang I originated for other purposes. My term Astronaut Suit refers to anything clothing item you possess that can make you feel "flyer" than anybody. And being a known fact, the Astronaut flies higher than any human on Earth. Higher than a Commercial Jet Pilot. Higher than an Air Force Member piloting an F18. So high, that they reach the upper Thermosphere and eventually Space. A White Tuxedo is a great example of an Astronaut Suit. A true Astronaut Suit is a very rare sighting because it strictly enforces the simultaneous possession of a White Tuxedo, White Dress Shoes, White Gloves, White AGV Helmet with Gold Visor, and is completed by the individuals riding of an all White MV Agusta F4 Tamburini 1000. Which will be custom painted because this Italian - crafted Superbike is only available to the public in Black, Grey, and Red. Combine these elements and you have yourself a fully licensed Astronaut Suit. On another helpful note - Astronaut Suits are most properly found cruising the lower layers of our Atmosphere. Most commonly the Troposphere. In this layer you can see the sights and use the Sun's direct rays you illuminate your silhouette, guaran-fucking-teeing your presence to be acknowledged. When patroling the lower Atmosphere in your licensed suit, be sure to stop by the Himalayan Mountain chain to pass over Mt. Everest and cause the highest level of Albedo ever recorded on Earth. It will be easily recorded because everything within a 6,000 mile radius will go temporarily blind from your epicness. Class dismissed
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it