Assturdbating Tee
The act of squatting above a toilet, seat up with both feet planted firmly upon the toilets cool porcelain bowling, knees pointed outward so that heels point toward each other. While balancing upon the bowl, the person proceeds to reach between their spread knees , under their genitalia aiming toward the anus with both hands and when the butt cheeks are withing reach, grab each cheek in a tight grip and begin pulling the cheeks apart. At this point one's head will be positioned with their genitals at about eye level pov but upside down. As if they were trying to crawl into a rabbit hole while performing a front flip. Once the position is achieved take a deep breath and headbutt the lower belly and hold the pressure with your brows and forehead while kneading your butt cheeks violently and pushing the contents of your bowels out. If done properly without slipping or falling or breaking a hip, the pressure upon the intestines coupled with the angle of pressure and separation of the backdoor mudflaps, should result in a steamy pile exiting the bowels. Assturdbating.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.