Asian parents Tee
Parents that are horrible for the following reasons... 1. They will make you do unnecessary work from school, such as next week's homework, or if you have none, they make you read your textbook. 2. If you are ever caught with a person of the opposite gender, they will beat you and assume you fucked them. 3. They will beat you for random reasons, and since they are asian, they know kung fu and will beat your ass. 4. Any grade below a 90 is considered failing, even if you have 89.4. 5. Once you're in High school, presents for your birthday and Christmas will stop coming. Or if the gifts do come, they will be in the form of programs or books on the SAT's or school subjects. 6. Your hair cannot be longer than 1 inch if your a male. 7. Playing video games is not allowed on weekdays, and only like 1-2 hours on weekends. 8. To buy something, it must be on sale. 9. Going out with friends is a no no. 10. Your food with always have rice in it. 11. You will be expected to become a doctor or something similar. 12. Talking against your parents will be punished. 13. You never get any money, and if you do get some, then it goes right into your "college" fund. 14. Anything over $10 will not be bought for you. 15. They will always have poor grammar. No matter how much they've been in the U.S. 16. They will reinforce math and science like crazy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious