Asian parents

Parents that are horrible for the following reasons... 1. They will make you do unnecessary work from school, such as next week's homework, or if you have none, they make you read your textbook. 2. If you are ever caught with a person of the opposite gender, they will beat you and assume you fucked them. 3. They will beat you for random reasons, and since they are asian, they know kung fu and will beat your ass. 4. Any grade below a 90 is considered failing, even if you have 89.4. 5. Once you're in High school, presents for your birthday and Christmas will stop coming. Or if the gifts do come, they will be in the form of programs or books on the SAT's or school subjects. 6. Your hair cannot be longer than 1 inch if your a male. 7. Playing video games is not allowed on weekdays, and only like 1-2 hours on weekends. 8. To buy something, it must be on sale. 9. Going out with friends is a no no. 10. Your food with always have rice in it. 11. You will be expected to become a doctor or something similar. 12. Talking against your parents will be punished. 13. You never get any money, and if you do get some, then it goes right into your "college" fund. 14. Anything over $10 will not be bought for you. 15. They will always have poor grammar. No matter how much they've been in the U.S. 16. They will reinforce math and science like crazy.