Arizona Tee
Ok, I just went through all the Arizona things, and hell, all of them are terrible! You can't base all your knowledge on stereotypes! And nobody better f*cking say "Oh I've been to Arizona. We just moved there and now we're leaving cause it's too stupid!" Cause I have news for you, IT'S NOT STUPID! U ARE! How long have you been here? Were you here for two weeks? Two months? Two years??? I've been here for my entire life. I've been to almost half the other states, and I would choose Arizona over any of them. So here's my definition of Arizona. The REAL definition. Arizona - The Grand Canyon State. State Flower - Saguaro Cactus Blossom. State Bird - Cactus Wren. the only place in the world you can find a saguaro cactus. (Which is why we take price in it) Coyote, Javelena, Horney Toads, Diamondback Rattlesnakes and many more very unique creatures have made Arizona there home. The cacti that are rooted here have many varieties including saguaro, prickly pear, barrel, jumping, organ pipe, and yucca. We have high taxes, but a LOT of other states do to. Do the math; NEW PRESIDENTS, MORE MONEY FOR OLD ONE!!! Most beautiful sunsets you have EVER seen! (Even northern Arizonans can relate.) Some of the best Mexican food in the country! (And no, Taco Bell does not count as Mexican food stupid mid-country people who say, "Hey, lets go for Mexican food!" And than go to Taco Bell.) Arizonans know the most Spanish than you! We can pronounce all the cacti I named earlier, and many more. No, not every resteraunt starts with ,"El," or ,"Los." We are immune to heat. Yes it's going to get hot here. We get some of the longest daylight hours in the country. This is why pilots from all around the country come here to practice for air shows. (Sorry you mid-country people. You kinda overlooked that fact!) We get to see planes of all different sorts fly here. (At least in Tucson. Sorry other cities! I'm just saying what i am for proof that our state is better than anyone else says it is!) So what if Tucson and Phoenix have heat problems in the summer??? Flagstaff and other northern cities in Arizona get visited for skiing in the winter! And many people visit our state for winter because they don't want to freeze in their own states. (So who's better??? The states who can't stay in there own states for winter cause it's too cold? Or the people who can suck it up in 125* weather in the summer???) Walk up to someone in Arizona and say Tucson. I will promise you will get either a clueless look cause they have no idea where tuCson is, laughed at cause there is no city named tuCson, or corrected because the "C" is silent. If you tried to last the rest of your life in the hot sun, you would be a little timid in the cold cold weather too. Just like if you grew up in the cold cold weather, (Like everybody leaves there states from,) and walk into Arizona, (Somewhere like Tucson or Phoenix. Or the Grand Canyon. or something like them. Hot I mean,) you would be cold. That is why we don't like the cold. because we live in the hot. Even people upstate know how to handle heat. they know how to handle the cold better than us, but they still know how to handle the heat. We may not have snow in hotter places in Arizona, but we have criosote bushes. if you ever smell a wet criosote, than you will know why I am letting you about this. They smell better than the rain. After a monsoon in the summer, (Hot rain,) the entire place smells like criosote. it is amazing. (Didn't know THAT did you mid-country people???) This is the Arizona I have grown up in. this is the Arizona I love. This is the arizona that people less knowledgealbe about the heat than us keep making fun off. Do you want us to find out everything that's wrong with your states and make fun of them??? NO!!! So please stop making fun of our beautiful state. And if you can't suck up the heat, don't diss those who can.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating