Angry White Man Tee
An Angry White Man is fighting for his aggrieved privileges he thinks he is entitled to by denying inequities in society for women and minorities even exist. He will say things like, "this has never been an easier time in history to live" as a way of calling those who fight for justice whiners, at the same time complaining how immigrants take all the jobs and women "don't behave as women should". He blindly worships capitalism, without realizing it is other rich white men taking away opportunities, thus leaving everyone else to fight for economic scraps like starving rats in a cage. He is usually a self-proclaimed Christian, but the hypocrisy of his life and lack of compassion is astronomical. He hates vaccines and the environment, claiming recycling is gay and that real men don't wear flip flops or eat fruit. The Angry White Man can usually be seen in an oversized truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker cutting off a Prius on the highway, just to feel something where a normal human heart is. He refuses to question the legitimacy of his dominion by maintaining a thick wall of narcissism, flannel, Wrangler jeans, thinly veiled inadequacy, and gaslighting. If you win a debate with an Angry White Man, you will be met either with a wall of silence, or the ruination of your entire life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means