An Emily Tee
An Emily is succubus. A highly attractive girl to the point of being magnetic. Laying eyes on her immeditely puts you under her spell. Its "love" at first sight. But soon enough her raging and irrational antics and behaviour will slowly start to ruin your life. Because you will do or endure anything for her. She will expect your undying loyalty while she runs off for days, putting as many men or women uner her spell as she can. Most eventually push her aside or will not put up with her rage, attitude, lies, and thieving. But the weakest of men or women will continue to take her back and try to "help" her. However you cannot help her for she doesnt see a need to be helped or fixed. She believes she is perfection and even becomes irrationally upset if she does not do any task perfectly. She will consume lethal amounts of drugs and alcohol regularly. She will constantly lie, often even for no logical reason or neccessity. She will steal while rationalizing and justyfing her actions making herself a victim and those trying to love her and be there for her into her victimizers. She will spread rumors and lies that you beat her, steal from her, and screw her over for no reason. She will turn friends against each other by sleeping with all of them and telling all of them that the others are stealing from her, or harming her in some way. When the truth is, shes actually stealing from all of you. Lying to all of you. While turning you all against each other.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.