an 85%er Tee
Part of the 85% of men who fake being straight but are really posting in the Craiglist Discreet encounters section looking for other men to come to their house and pretend they are just bros watching the game in the garage when it comes to the wife's knowledge..but in reality they saw the add for a discreet encounter that stated "You come to my garage and I drop my shorts M4M please be discreet . Tops only preferred. " Or something to that effect. When typing the word discreet M4M into the search box; you will see that 85% of the male population of Las Vegas has posted in the past 24 hours. Hence the 85%er. So when a woman assumes the man is gay but doesn't want to be offensive or directly tell him he's a flamer , since he's most likely a closet queer or has homophobia or is attached perhaps has a girlfriend or identifies as straight but is truly bi-sexual. She will tell her friends that he's an 85%er. Or she will say it directly to him..knowing that just like most woman don't know about the fact that 85% of all men truly get off on having a finger in their butt or are bi or gay, most of these men won't know where the term 85%er comes from. Are you an 85%er?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means