Alzarath Tee
Alzarath is an almighty deitie worshiped amongst lesser known cults around the world. Alzarath is the herald of Gargos: The almighty demon king who wishes to enslave all of humanity. Alzarath is an omen to the end times, once he is summoned in his final form he will unleash Gargos and enslave all of humanity, however Alzarath will save all of those who worshiped him. Alzarath is the god of rape and abuse. Those who worship him have often undergone these experiences. Alzarath is summoned by small animal sacrifice such as a household cat or dog as well as whispering his name four times under your breath. Alzarath has a thorned cock and will rape any of those who summon him without believing in him. He is not to be trifled with. If you know anyone who worships him, stay away from them. It has been said that Alzarath, once summoned will grant the summoner one wish of who he or she would like dead. Stay away.
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Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.